Hereee
there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
That’s supposed to say I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor, but I bet she looks good on the D too.
JUST END THIS FANDOM RIGHT NOW IT’S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE I AM DONE
still laughing at this. hard.
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
why.
crying.
I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped.
math feels
And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines
They meet once and grow farther apart forever.
That awkward moment when you start shipping lines.
I think it’s time that I step away from the computer…
brandnewswastikas:I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone or something and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.
can you imagine dean holding out his hand for cas to high five it but cas doesn’t know what a high five is so he holds dean’s hand instead and dean just kinda rolls with it
I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
Or the fact that he played Miguel in Road to El Dorado.
WHAT THE FUCK
WAIT WHAT.
