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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

i’d probably be in better shape

princesswine:

when someone pisses you off

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

no wtf

russellthedollboy:

friendly reminder that breathing oxygen made by plants is species appropriation and you shouldn’t do it unless you are plantkin~* uvu

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

scarletestelle:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading